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I don't know any other animal on this green earth that loves a barbecue more than a dog, and being one, I'm no exception. So, when my people say let's go , you know I'm gonna be there.
Well, this is a short story of one of those trips to meat Eden, and a pee-wee of a predicament. The first thing you have to understand is that I can't always control myself, I try, but all the food,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], all those smells, all the people, all the food, it just gets dogmatic after about 5 minutes. So, you can imagine what I have to endure after about an hour. I had to do it,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I had to release all this pent up frustration somehow. But, how can I blow off some steam without further unwanted lambasting from my humans. This was becoming a doggie disaster and I had to bring this decision to a close. Then it dawned on me, why go out for a walk when you can go out with a bang. Uh,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], no,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I didn't start banging some humans leg like you thought, that's degrading,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and only perverted pets sink so low. What I did do though,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], is teach some humans not to mess with the pet world.
The people attending the food fest were standing around, laughing and having a good time, gorging their fat faces with the food of the gods, when all of a sudden the swilling was drowned out with a high pitch squealing that was an octave or two higher than a dog whistle. The humans scrambled for the source of the terror only to find one of their offspring crying at the top of his lungs. What happened,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], one of them yells. I think the dog did something, another whispers. Just then, the human child begins to yelp one phrase repeatedly, over and over again, burning into their ears with the words "It's Hot,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], It's Hot". Well, much to my surprise, the humans started laughing so hard they were dropping like flies. I didn't understand why they thought it was so funny, but the next time any other kid drops his hot-dog on the ground, and then picks it up and eats it without giving me any, I'm gonna pee on his leg too. After all,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], now I know I can get away with it.
There are so many things that you can try to improve your relationship and you should not stop at 3,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], in fact don't stop - keep working on improving your relationship for evermore. How long it will take to improve your relationship depends on the damage that has been done and how long it has been neglected, but you can make a lot of progress very quickly.
A long term relationship is always going to have its moments of light and shade,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], good and bad. That is human nature, for better or for worse - heck it is even included in the marriage vows. If you find that your relationship is limping along a little bit, then there are many things that you can do to give it a boost. Here are 3 ways to restore a relationship and get it back on track.
If you really want to get your relationship on track, then harping on about past hurts and issues is not going to help it move forward. That is not to say that you should not confront issues or share your feelings - however, sometimes it is best to do this when your relationship is in a stronger place. See a counselor once you have restored some of your relationship and feel that you can talk about your feelings in a more balanced and open frame of mind.


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