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有一个农民,头一次进城看病。去的早,挂了一号。   
护士喊:“幺号!幺号!幺号!”   
农民不知道是叫他,就没答应,护士见没人答应,就叫二号进去了。这农民等了老半天见还都没有叫他,就急了,去找护士。   
护士说:“你是几号呀?”   
农民说:“我一号呀!”   
“那刚才叫你,你怎么不答应呀?”   
“你什么时候叫我了?”   
“幺号就是一号。”   
幺就是一,一就是幺,农民明白了。就进去看病。   
医生问:“你哪儿不舒服?”   
农民答:“一疼。”   
医生不明白:“一疼?”   
农民说:“就是腰疼。”   
医生怒:“腰疼就腰疼,怎么是一疼?”   
农民说:“你们的护士说一就是幺(腰),(腰)幺就是一。”   
医生抿嘴一笑,给他开了一个条,说:“去,验大便,验小便。”   
过了十来分钟,农民嘴角挂着屎回来了。“大夫,小便勉强咽下去了,大便实在是咽不下去!”   
医生哭笑不得,给农民讲解一下,是“验”不是“咽”!   
农民明白了,拿着尿瓶出去了。刚才把尿给咽完了,这回好不容易才挤出了小半瓶。刚出厕所门,不小心正好撞在一个孕妇身上,尿都洒了。
农民着急了,说:“这咋办?”   
孕妇说:“别慌,我这有!”就去厕所自己尿了一瓶给了农民,农民拿着去化验,完了拿着化验单去找医生。
医生也是个马大哈,看了看化验单对农民说:   “没事,你怀孕了。”   
农民听完,拿着化验单就回家了。到家后,对着老婆啪啪扇了两巴掌,怒道:   
“我说我在上面吧,你非要在上面,看,把我弄怀孕了不是Many years ago there lived an Emperor who was so exceedingly fond of fine new clothes that he spent vast sums of money on dress. To him clothes meant more than anything else in the world. He took no interes
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