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Humor in Life - My Mother Is a Dinosaur
This is an interesting episode which will be fun to share with you all friends. Recently, I called up an old friend, Dolly, who stays in another city, to wish her on her birthday. She narrated an incident about her 6 year old daughter which was very entertaining, to say the least. Her daughter, Siya, had been enrolled for Odissi classes (Indian classical dance form). It was her first day at the dance class and there were two other girls in her batch. The teacher asked each one of the three girls what their mothers did for a living. The first girl replied that her mother was a designer, the second girl said hers was a furniture dealer. It was Siya's turn and she replied, "My mother is a DINOSAUR!" The teacher was taken aback by the answer, and she asked Siya why she thought her mother was a dinosaur. Pat came the rely "Because she screams at me all day!" Children sure are creative! Here are few more funny answers by kids. 1) I recently asked a friend, 'Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?' 'Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector', my friend replied. I had to think about that one for a moment. 'That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career,' I finally managed to reply. 'Well,' said the boy's father, 'he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays'. 2) TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet. 3) TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have? Little Johnny: Big hands
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