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ke monkeys fuckin' a football."
Doug "Fuck you redneck."
Wayne "Proud of ityou knob-slobber. Want some beer?"
Doug "Yeahgimme one."
Tucker "Should we drink when we work?"
Wayne "Sheeet. Sonthis tha countrythis ain't no got-damn New
Yourk City or no fuckin' She-Ka-Go. In the countryit ain't called
'drankin a beer' it's called 'improvin' yer work.'''
Tucker "Well ."
Wayne "Come on. It's rodeo cool."
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Tucker "WellOKif it's cold I guess ."
I take a sip and immediately spit it out.
Tucker "DUDE-THIS BEER IS HOT [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!"
Wayne "Whudda fuck duhya thank 'rodeo cool' meens?
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work is funny.
We went to lunch with Wayne. He took out his tooth to eat-one single
tooth-and regaled us for hours with some of the funniest stories I'd
ever heard.
Wayne on occupational hazards: "Yeahthem oil rigs ain't to be trifled
wit. One time we was changing the heads on a pump and the fucker
blew Throwed me bouta hundred yards and killed two other guys
workin' with me. That was some shit. I had to take a whole week off
work."
Wayne on drinking: "I knew I should slow down my drankin when I was
going through half a fifth a dayjust on the drive home. Now I just
drank yilai:
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