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1, a driving a BMW. B: The '. .. so I drove her BMW.

2, 100 calls a brother charging, charging the wrong phone number, a bit distressed. Give the man called over and that I can charge back? The results of a special buddy depressed, said: Brother, end of the year, all Yao Zhang, and I finally shut down, and you gave me on the charge!

3, 4, her husband was: a. make-up to wait for his wife too; b. wife must be willing to spend money; c. temper can stand his wife; d. wife would be flatter.

4, one day, landline phone that doing sit-ups candy bar phone, landline phone and see the next day doing sit-ups candy bar phone, it is curious. So he asked the bar phone: Candybar doing chin-up, and asked straight machine, how do you do sit-ups it? Candybar say that the popular slider phone.

5, Nokia is Santana, though ugly, but it does durable. BlackBerry is a Volvo, broad and large it does safe. Apple is the Audi, no defects did not change. Motorola is a Honda,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a classic but always a bad car. Samsung is a red flag, do not look good practical thought he was 牛逼. Siemens is the Hummer, is legendary, but has been closed. HTC is a lucky with a few letters to think of themselves as an international brand.

6, take the frying pan at the coffee machine introduced to the rice cooker target,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], coffee machine shy to say: ..

7, a man asked his friend: Life Lost for 5 seconds, 10 seconds smile is longevity,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], so I'm going to laugh every time smoking, earn 5 seconds of life.

8, geese fly south, ants big move, the street you alone, in their own walk. Head Zhang ears, hands in two forks, legs all the way,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], one to go for a Bengda. Really to ask you, is the rabbit or the pig! Whether you're what, warm as a starter!

9, couplet】【teacher 1, teacher and political wedding. The Union: one last look to create a harmonious state; on: one into the one creating a new generation. Scroll reads: Life is movement! 2, the history teacher, the second marriage, the Alliance: night attack on Pearl Harbor Americans frightened; on: two atomic bombs on Japan and Germany surrendered, scroll reads: World War II. 3, the math teacher married,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the joint: open square brackets only for rooting solution; on: direct end of the curve through the origin. Streamer: 0 greater than 1.

10, Mary his wife to court for running a red light. The judge looked at her and asked: Mary wife? Yes. You have a teacher at Western Primary School? Yes, how do you know? The judge laughed, I was your student. Mrs. Mary smiled, relaxed. The judge went on to say, so I'll wait for this day for over 20 years,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and now fine you copied a thousand times,

11, high school, as long as the envy of students passed the exam on the line; University, the envy of high school students failed the exam and will do. . .

12, first year teacher in a beautiful wedding ...... a few days after the re-marriage classes, teachers beautiful voice hoarse, and the front of a children's shoes and asked with concern, the teacher how his voice hoarse ... ... back came a dark corner: shouting dumb ......